Okay, every guy knows how embarrassing it is to hold his wife’s or girlfriend’s purse somewhere in a clothing store etc. I’ve discovered a new and even more uncomfortable scenario: Try walking into a store specialized in maternity clothes! That definitely beats holding a purse. You’ll definitely feel out of your element there. The best part is the conversations with the cashier about getting big as  a whale, breasts swelling and nursing bras. That’s when you’ll look to press the button on your communicator for Scottie to beam you up or away or someplace else...